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Attack of the Toy Tanks – PS4 | Review

By Jordan Demoulpied
| 1st July 2019
| PS4, Review
| 0

Immediately I’m reminded of a Wii Play mini game titled Tanks! Which did a lot of things better than this game sadly. There’s no story to this game, just 60 levels which should take less than 1 minute to complete. With my countless blown up tanks and Gold medal chasing,…read more >

Judgement – PS4 | Review

By Jordan Demoulpied
| 24th June 2019
| PS4, Review
| 0

When it comes to games from Ryu Ga Gotoku Studios, I'm a newcomer. Especially to the Yakuza franchise, as I write this I'm still going through Yakuza Zero and very much enjoying it. So much so that I've purchased all games available for the PS4, as I know I'll thoroughly…read more >

My Friend Pedro – Switch | Review

By Jordan Demoulpied
| 20th June 2019
| Review, Switch
| 0

Bananas are a yellow edible fruit filled with potassium. Pedro is a talking, smiling banana who is guiding me to kill. Why? Who knows? It is all in my head? Who said that? Welcome to My Friend Pedro, an absolutely batshit crazy shoot 'em up that mixes the craziness of…read more >

Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don’t Dry – PS4 | Review

By Jordan Demoulpied
| 14th June 2019
| PS4, Review
| 0

I’ve got to be honest and say at first I was hugely worried about reviewing this game, given the somewhat panned games in recent years. Yet after reading up on this iteration, my worries were somewhat lessened. This is a new beginning for the sex-obsessed Larry Laffer. With the oddly…read more >

Neon Junctions – PS4 | Review

By Jordan Demoulpied
| 10th June 2019
| PS4, Review
| 0

I have a thing for certain aesthetics, so booting up Neon Junctions I was pleased to see this puzzle game infused with the aesthetics of synthwave. I was then left disappointed as it had the same background and style throughout this short game. It's a very bland experience. Whilst it…read more >

Among the Sleep: Enhanced Edition – Nintendo Switch | Review

By Jordan Demoulpied
| 1st June 2019
| Review, Switch
| 0

A strange patched up speaking teddy bear sits on my shoulders telling me to go inside a dark wardrobe...wait, where exactly is this game going? Among the Sleep puts you in a nappy of a 2-year-old toddler, as you crawl and waddle your way through a nightmarish and surreal experience…read more >

Warhammer: Chaosbane – PS4 | Review

By Jordan Demoulpied
| 31st May 2019
| PS4, Review
| 0

I should start this review by confessing two things. First things first, I have never played this genre of the game before, ever. Secondly, I am not familiar with the Warhammer brand; I didn’t know characters or locations etc. I went into this game blind; allowing me to write this…read more >

Rock of Ages II: Bigger & Boulder – Nintendo Switch | Review

By Jordan Demoulpied
| 22nd May 2019
| Review, Switch
| 0

The lyrics Keep rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin’ (what?) spring to mind as I control a boulder that just about smashes through some enemies gates, a boulder which has a very smug grin across its rocky face. I didn’t get a chance to play the original or even this sequel when…read more >

Observation – PS4 | Review

By Jordan Demoulpied
| 21st May 2019
| PS4, Review
| 0

BRING HER is displayed across my screen, bring who? To where exactly? This is just one mystery you'll want answers to in this unique Sci-Fi thriller experience. Should we as a species worry about AI rising up in the future and enslaving us all? Maybe. Maybe not. This question has…read more >

Tales From Space: Mutant Blobs Attack – Switch | Review

By Jordan Demoulpied
| 16th May 2019
| Review, Switch
| 0

Tales from Space: Mutant Blobs attack originally came out as a PSVita launch title back in 2012, created by the same developer that would eventually give us the hit Luchador game Guacamelee! The added touch screen mechanics have stayed the same, meaning this Switch version feels perfect for this game.…read more >